Which MMO is Right for You?
September 24, 2008 by markcondon · 4 Comments
Which MMO is right for you?
Right now the Massively Multiplayer Online (MMO) Role Playing Game Industry is a battlefield, filled with screaming Orcs, caped super heroes, and Majestic Elves setting fields a flame and other such creatures buying for your attention and ultimately for your checkbook. But in this fast paced world where, you, the player can make a fortune looting dungeons and defeating enemies you should know which game is right for you.
In order to figure out what MMO is right for you we need to assess what type of gamer you are, or think you will be. Most current MMO’s are based strongly on teams, these teams are primarily made up of other gamers. So if the game heavily relies on you going on quests with real people, I’ll make a note of it. The second element you need to take into consideration is whether or not you’re willing to pay a monthly or yearly fee for your gaming fix. Whether or not you’re willing to pay and ultimately how much you’re willing to pay will greatly affect which game you eventually pick up. The third element you need to take into consideration is how much time you’re willing to invest on the game. If you’re a freshmen in college, or better yet still in high school you no doubt have more free time to spend than someone who’s working 40 hours a week and this will affect which games you will be playing.
Granted each one of these games have many more elements to them than what I could even begin to go into here. And most certainly this article is not a be all end all list. Instead it’s a suggestion, if you disagree, feel hurt or angry that your favorite MMO was left out or want to suggest a game that we haven’t even heard of yet feel free to do so in the comments. Of course the games I mention here are not the only MMO’s out there either (WarHammer Online and Conan the Barbarian Online are the new kids on the block), but hey, these are great starting places for this conversation.
5 Types of Beer to Have in Your Cooler or Fridge
September 8, 2008 by markcondon · 15 Comments
Whether you’re a seasoned drinker or someone who just turned 21, beer is generally the most diverse, cheapest, and best drink to enjoy year round. With there being so many types of beers out there, it can sometimes be hard to choose. If you’re thinking about throwing a party, or bringing a cooler to a tailgating party, you can use this reference list of 5 Types of Beer to create an awesome cooler. If we’ve missed any of your favorite types of beers, be sure to add them in the comments below.
How to Heal a Black Eye
August 29, 2008 by stergeron · 6 Comments
How to Heal a Black Eye
Stay clear of fighting, leave it to the professionals. Who do you think you are, Tyler Durden? Are you a sports guy? If so, watch out because balls hurt and depending on the game some balls hurt much more than others. Maybe it’s concerts or the extreme sports, or maybe you’re just plain clumsy. Regardless of the situation, we suggest you take some notes on how to keep your new shiner hidden from the curious boss or coworker.
Manducation: How to Build a Campfire
A great bear once said, “Only you can prevent forest fires” (Smokey that is, but you knew that already).
I can’t think of one guy I know who didn’t get benched, scolded, grounded at least once for playing with or starting a fire when they were younger. By the time we are grown, you’d think most of us would be certified experts in knowing how to build a campfire. The truth is, most guys don’t have this skill in their repertoire so here is a simple Manducation on “How to Build a Campfire.”
Manducation: A Beginners Guide to Single Malt Scotch Whiskey
July 31, 2008 by THETRUBELIEVER · 16 Comments
On the continuum of alcoholic drinks, with girly drinks1 on one side and manly drinks on the other, single malt scotch is without question the manliest alcoholic beverage of them all.While once a linchpin of every man’s collection, occupying prime real estate in liquor cabinets across America, the popularity of scotch declined during the ‘80s and ‘90s as men got in touch with their sensitive sides.
Thankfully, those days are over; men are rediscovering their manly sides and the popularity of scotch is on the rise once again.
Considering the innate manliness of scotch, and Ploomy’s never-ending quest to bring men what they need to know, please read the following primer carefully. Not only will it help you achieve your full man potential, but it will also keep you from looking like an idiot when all your buddies go through their inevitable “scotch phase.”
Manducation: How to Do Your Own Oil Change
July 9, 2008 by stergeron · 7 Comments
We’ve all heard it before. Changing your cars engine oil regularly is one of the most important things you can do to extend the life of your vehicle. Sure that sounds great, but if you’re like us you really don’t want to hear that guy try to sell you on the air filter, the new windshield wipers or that transmission flush. Hear is a quick guide to help you do your own oil change.
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Manducation: How to Cook a Steak
June 24, 2008 by stergeron · 14 Comments
Let’s face it, every man should know how to cook a steak. It should be no surprise either because after all men have been loving red meat as long as the sun has been shining. You would think perfecting the steak would be already ingrained in our DNA, but it isn’t. But fear not my friend, Ploomy’s got your back. Here are the basics on how to cook a steak.
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How to Declutter Your Home: Be the Master of Your Domain
May 12, 2008 by reegsta · 9 Comments
Having too many unnecessary items around can crowd one’s personal life. Simplifying your living can lead to a more enjoyable and relaxing everyday life, which in turn can allow you to focus on things you truly enjoy. Following these guides can improve your way of life while essentially having less to worry about. You can also improve self-morale by knowing your unused stuff is being better utilized while also participating in a greener environment.
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How to Be a Good Wingman
May 1, 2008 by reegsta · 11 Comments
Setting: another Saturday night in Anytown, USA.
Mission: to go home by yourself.
Huh? Yes, tonight you’re taking a backseat and playing wingman. You might already be in a relationship, so your game is all bottled up. Or you might have been scoring like Wilt lately, so you just want to spread the wealth. Through the role of a wingman, who can ironically double as a breastman or assman, you can utilize your swagger vicariously through your homie. Having a happy ending for him is just as rewarding as it would be for you. While the amount of your single guy friends dwindle with age, there are those that just need an assist to score. Learning these tips on how to be a good wingman is easy. And here’s how to give your best John Stockton impersonation.
Internet Porn: Man’s Best Friend or Worst Enemy?
April 24, 2008 by draisner · 8 Comments
It’s been almost 2 years now that completely free adult online video sites started popping up all over the internet. Guys today have it easy and free video sites like RedTube, YouPorn and Megarotic are always on tap 24 hours a day. But is watching too much a bad thing?
For most of you out there, I imagine you’re like me and grew up in a pre-internet pornified era. We had it rough. It used to be you had to go to that special hiding place during lunch recess to take a peep at a Playboy (at our school, kids hid them in the bushes—brilliant!) only to find that someone had already pilfered the stash (bastards…I know it was you Tommy). Or some of you may remember going cover to cover on an old National Geographic magazine looking for a naked boob of some woman in Africa (don’t lie, you know you did). Or maybe you remember stumbling across something lewd on cable. Squiggly lines or not, for that brief 1.22 seconds you saw a breastesess and you would sit for another hour hoping for that magic moment to come again.
How to Find What You Are Good At
March 18, 2008 by stergeron · 5 Comments
photography by jayniebell
Think about the most successful person you know. Now think about what makes that person so successful.
Chances are they have found something they are extremely good at and have exploited it to the nth degree. Tiger Woods, Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Tom Hanks and Warren Buffet are all names that come to mind. These individuals all have truly found what they are good at and have gone to great lengths to hone their skills.
How does one know what they are good at in the first place? Dumb question you say? Well not everyone reading this is like that guy who knew in 5th grade that he wanted to fly aircrafts all his life. It just doesn’t turn out that way for most people.
Finding out what you are good at doesn’t have to be that difficult though. Sure you can take an online aptitude test, but those are boring. Ride with me, let’s just go find it.
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What Not To Do While Traveling This Holiday
December 18, 2007 by stergeron · 5 Comments
photo by cheeseloaf
Have you ever lit a match to cover up the smell while you were dropping a deuce? While this is a perfectly acceptable way to disguise the smell in your own home, you probably shouldn’t try doing this when you’re on a plane.
Earlier this month, a flight coming from Washington D.C. heading to Dallas had to make an emergency pit stop in Nashville because fellow passengers smelt burnt matches. It turns out it was just a woman who Read more
