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Internet Porn: Man’s Best Friend or Worst Enemy?

By draisner in General, Humor

Internet Porn_Man’s Best Friend_or_Worst Enemy?

It’s been almost 2 years now that completely free adult online video sites started popping up all over the internet. Guys today have it easy and free video sites like RedTube, YouPorn and Megarotic are always on tap 24 hours a day. But is watching too much a bad thing?

For most of you out there, I imagine you’re like me and grew up in a pre-internet pornified era. We had it rough. It used to be you had to go to that special hiding place during lunch recess to take a peep at a Playboy (at our school, kids hid them in the bushes—brilliant!) only to find that someone had already pilfered the stash (bastards…I know it was you Tommy). Or some of you may remember going cover to cover on an old National Geographic magazine looking for a naked boob of some woman in Africa (don’t lie, you know you did). Or maybe you remember stumbling across something lewd on cable. Squiggly lines or not, for that brief 1.22 seconds you saw a breastesess and you would sit for another hour hoping for that magic moment to come again.

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6 Responses to “Do These Jeans Make Me Look Fat?”

By MSBautista in General, Humor

Do These Jeans Make Me Look Fat?
photography by Lex in the City

As a woman, I often wonder why we bother asking our male counterparts for their opinion on certain topics. Our views too often greatly differ; I mean, duh, men are from Mars and women are from Venus!

One of top things women shouldn’t ask men is “Do these jeans make me look fat?” (Am I right, guys?!) In case you guys get asked, here are 6 responses that hopefully won’t result in the evil eye or silent treatment.

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Gym Etiquette: Do You Make These Mistakes?

By kram in General, Humor, Life Hacks

Gym Etiquette: Do You Make These Mistakes?

The gym represents so many things to different people. For some, it is a safe haven after a taxing day at work. For others, it is a glorified happy hour to pick up dimes (chicks). But for most, the gym is an ally to fight that never ending war: “The Battle of the Bulge.”

Whether you’re a weekend warrior at Average Joe’s Gym or a meat-headed freak from Globo Gym, there are a few rules of etiquette to follow so you don’t end up being “that guy.”

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Shower with 100 Women? Yes, Please.

By draisner in Eye Candy, General, Humor

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images courtesy of The Shower Project

This is one of those stories where someone tells you about it, and you automatically want to check it out because you’re like no fuckin way.

“The Shower Project Goal: Shower with 100 women by the end of 1999 and document it.

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This Star Wars Spoof is Hilarious, But Also Has A Message

By stergeron in Eye Candy, Humor

Store Wars

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…Okay before you break out your light saber and use the force on me, check out this really awesome spoof on Star Wars. It was created by the Organic Trade Association (OTA) and Free Range Studios a while back, but if you haven’t seen it, it’s definitely worth a look.

The five-minute movie features Cuke Skywalker, Princess Lettuce, Chewbroccoli and other organic rebels—played by real vegetables dressed as Star Wars characters—battling it out with Darth Tader, the evil lord of the Dark Side of the Farm. [via StoreWars.org]

Okay, now you can break out the light saber, just make sure it’s the green colored one. [Read more]

What Not To Do While Traveling This Holiday

By stergeron in General, Humor

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photo by cheeseloaf

Have you ever lit a match to cover up the smell while you were dropping a deuce? While this is a perfectly acceptable way to disguise the smell in your own home, you probably shouldn’t try doing this when you’re on a plane.

Earlier this month, a flight coming from Washington D.C. heading to Dallas had to make an emergency pit stop in Nashville because fellow passengers smelt burnt matches. It turns out it was just a woman who [Read more]

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