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Toolbox Garage RefrigeratorYou can tell the misses that you’re going to the basement to get some work done, when you’re really just going to eat a snack and throw back a few cold beverages. |
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Ubiquity Boombox WalletIts simple illustrated white pattern on black pops like your old speakers cranked up to 11. Slim yet roomy, the wallet features a large pocket with a divider and holds up to 8 cards. |
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Lunar Pool TableIn the future all pool tables will look like the Lunar Pool Table, or at least we really hope so. Not just good looking, this billiards table integrates with your iPod through 80w speakers complimented by LED lights. |
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Vertical Pocket WalletThe Vertical Pocket is a snap-closure wallet with spacers that allow for more cards and cash but still keep it lean enough to fit in your pants. |
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Hamburger PressMade of cast aluminum with a green rubberized wood handle, the press allows you to prep two burgers at a time, so your patties look perfect from start to finish. |
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3D Chess BoardThere’s something epic about the mountainous design that you just don’t get with any other chess board. |
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Thanks Wikipedia T-shirtWe’d be lying if we said we didn’t use Wikipedia as a reference for college papers (we just didn’t cite them since the professor banned it as a source). So why not finally give credit where credit is due. |
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Ostrich Drinking & Gaming CaseThe Ostrich Drinking and Gaming case includes 2 crystal wine glasses, leather coasters, bottle opener and stopper and 2 packs of playing cards, and of course a place to hold a bottle of wine. |
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Engine Coffee TableHand carved solid mahogany wood base and soft black leather, beautiful inlays of alligator and stingray skin … you could almost miss how bad ass this coffee table is. |
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The Douche CardNow it’s incredibly simple to let someone know, Hey man, you’re a douche. The douche card doesn’t come with the ability to block a punch or run quickly, so use with care. |
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Gear CoastersGet your motor runnin’ with gear coasters from designer Scott Sullivan. There’s even felt on the bottoms to pick up the condensation from drinks. |
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Wood SocksWhile these may not make good firewood, they’re a great pair of socks to wear around the house while you relax and imagine yourself in more natural surroundings. |
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Hard CardsFrom the creators – “We are tired of pretending that we’re happy about your babies, thrilled you’re turning another year older, or that we actually care about your problems.” |
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Black Screen WatchThe sleek, featureless face of the Black Screen Watch displays the time and date in digital format using LEDs only when its button is pressed. Once the button is released, the screen returns to its jet black state. |
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Beer SoapThe soap doesn’t actually smell like beer, but the soap comes from a blend of beer and other soap ingredients, giving the it a gentle hops or malt aroma. |
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Balla PowderThe name says it all. Balla Powder keeps your “soldiers” dry during the battle and smelling great when it’s time for war. |
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Samurai Sword UmbrellaFor your next showdown with the precipitation, remove your Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella from its nylon sheath and get out there. Battle away… |
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Speak-erOnly 4″ tall, these fun little speech boxes won’t take up a lot of space on your desk, but they’ll sure make a lot of noise. |
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Stainless Steel OfuroUpdated from the traditional Japanese wood Ofuro, the Stainless Steel Ofuro is extremely easy to maintain and massages your muscles with 18 air jets built into the seat, all controlled with the touch of a button. |
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Ork City PostersMade of 100% recycled paper and soy based inks, form meets function when several U.S cities are broken down into their distinct neighborhoods to make for some pretty sweet wall art. |
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Ninja TackEvery office is more interesting with Ninja Throwing Stars. But if you’re worried your boss would disapprove, you can still get the effect with Ninja Tacks. |
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JaydioheadIf you think that mash-ups are just recycled music, let Jaydiohead by Minty Fresh Beats change your mind. The tracks aren’t taken from any one Jay-Z or Radiohead album and the musical choices are very deliberate. |
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The Hopside Down GlassAside from looking cool, the Hopside down is double walled so your brew remains at the perfect temperature right down to the last sip. |
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Fender Stratocaster TableThe Deluxe Stratocaster Table is made in the image of the most common and enduring models of electric guitar in the world. |
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Scribble on Walls…some geeks made awesome affordable wall decals that kick ass. Scribble on Walls decals range in price, size and awesomeness. |
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Underwater HD Video Camera MaskCapture those underwater memories in HD at 30 fps for just a little over 200 bones. |
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Fuck the Economy MugRight now you may not feel like the “World’s Greatest” anything and you’d really rather not have to look at anything “whimsical” while you drink your morning coffee and read about the economic state we’re in. |
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Playstation 3 WarBeast GuitarYou might have chops when it comes to playing the plastic 5-button, but you’ll never look as cool as the guys playing a 6-string. |
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Whiskey StonesWhisky stones are magical little cubes that you stick in the freezer and drop in your drink when needed and they obviously don’t melt and ruin it. |
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Mix Tape Portable DJ MixerA new twist on a old favorite, the Mix Tape Portable DJ Mixer looks just like an old cassette tape but is a feature rich DJ Mixer. |
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Gus Modern Timber TableRemember your old plywood end table? Now you can recreate that memory without compromising class and style. |
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Roller CoastersLol. Get it? Simple and fun, these Roller Coasters will serve as a good test to see just how dumb that blonde you plan on taking home later tonight really |
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Fuck the Rain UmbrellaFuck the rain! Designed by Anton Schnaider, the Fuck the Rain umbrella features a carabineer handle. |
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Dart Coat HooksThese stainless steel Dart Coat Hooks are tipped with screws for wall-mounting, and when in the wall you wouldn’t even realize they weren’t actual darts. |
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Pin ClockModeled after the pin art toys that you press your hand onto, this clock’s face is made up of 3,000 pins that as each minute passes retract and reshuffle to create the next number. |
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Gravity Balans ChairThe special edition leather Gravity Balans chair lets you feel as close to zero gravity as you’re going to get outside of orbit. |
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c-Jays Headphonesc-JAYS headphones come with 3 different foam ear cushions for a different sound and feeling. The multi layer speakers provide balanced sound with detailed highs and intense lows. |
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Property of P.T. Cycle BagLaid back style and practicality meet with weather proofed, polyurethane coated cotton and attractive leather trim. |
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Vroom iPhone CaseMade from 100% treaded rubber that’s impact resistant so it provides ample protection for your phone, not to mention a good grip. |
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WTF? How to Survive 101 of Life’s Worst F*#!-ing SituationsAlleviate stress and with any luck—avoid conviction following these hilariously satisfying tips. |
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Rinse & ChopThe Rinse and Chop is a hinged cutting board that’s also magically a colander. Dishwasher safe and great for small bachelor pads. |
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Razorblade MirrorSeriously, this thing looks pretty awesome… check out that ruggedly handsome mug in this oversized razor blade. |
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Blackbird GuitarsThere are few things we consider sacred and not to be “improved” upon with advances in technology and until now, the acoustic guitar was one of them. |
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Shroud of Purrin HoodyStay warm and active with only one layer in the Shroud of Purrin Hoody which features a water resistant but surprisingly breathable outer layer and a full hood with an extremely soft faux fur inside. |
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Kuro CubeIt reduces fridge odor and absorbs foul gasses to keep food fresh longer. It’s active for years, but when it loses its juice, just give it a sunbath. |
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The Save-Your-Marriage Easy Tree StandLiterally put your tree up in 10 seconds and give the Mrs. and her mother dearest one less thing to criticize you about. |
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TSOVET WatchesInfluenced from industrial tools and motor gauges, TSOVET Time Instruments would be favorite of any steampunk fan. |
