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Engine Coffee Table

Hand carved solid mahogany wood base and soft black leather, beautiful inlays of alligator and stingray skin … you could almost miss how bad ass this coffee table is.

The Douche Card

Now it’s incredibly simple to let someone know, Hey man, you’re a douche. The douche card doesn’t come with the ability to block a punch or run quickly, so use with care.

Gear Coasters

Get your motor runnin’ with gear coasters from designer Scott Sullivan. There’s even felt on the bottoms to pick up the condensation from drinks.

Wood Socks

While these may not make good firewood, they’re a great pair of socks to wear around the house while you relax and imagine yourself in more natural surroundings.

Hard Cards

From the creators – “We are tired of pretending that we’re happy about your babies, thrilled you’re turning another year older, or that we actually care about your problems.”

Black Screen Watch

The sleek, featureless face of the Black Screen Watch displays the time and date in digital format using LEDs only when its button is pressed. Once the button is released, the screen returns to its jet black state.

Beer Soap

The soap doesn’t actually smell like beer, but the soap comes from a blend of beer and other soap ingredients, giving the it a gentle hops or malt aroma.

Balla Powder

The name says it all. Balla Powder keeps your “soldiers” dry during the battle and smelling great when it’s time for war.



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